نكت انجليزية

silly: I was born in Lebanon

man: 'Oh really, what part

silly : 'All of me, you silly man

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A girl asked her silly boyfriend : 'Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?'

Sure replied the silly: 'What's your phone number

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sillyis for the 1st time buying a colour TV

silly: Do you have colour TVs

Sailsman : Sure.

Homsi: Give me a green one.

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Q: Why did 18 sillys go to a movie?

A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

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Q: A silly ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it six or twelve pieces.

A: 'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'

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silly: 'Excuse me sir, what time is it

MAN: 'It's 3:15

silly: (puzzled look on his face) 'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer

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A silly was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said

'DISNEYLANDLEFT'

After thinking for a minute he said to himself 'oh well!' and turned around and returned home.

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A silly got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself>because at the side of the box it said '2-3 years'!!!

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